The sweetest dream (published in spanish 16,17/10/2012)

During a visit to London at the beginning of the current decade, he decided to go for a drink after a long journey of touristic attractions. His plan was to literally have one drink that night and get back to rest. He visited this bar with a very flashy entrance which seemed to be rather interesting.

An intimidating giant doorman was waiting for him at the main door. For some reason he kept asking obnoxious questions not to let the stranger into the premises. Shocked by this harassment the visitor was almost ready to go to different place in order to avoid more bullying from such an unfriendly person. However, his calmed personality, patience, wisdom and after a short conversation gained his right of entrance. 

- Fifteen pounds please, the porter said. 

The stranger paid and handed his brand new black coat (bought in the really afternoon) into the cloakroom. They stared each other for a last time before moving on behind the blue painted glass door that divided the two rooms. For his surprise, he walked into the cleanest bar he had ever seen. The pleasant staff and the posh atmosphere charmed all customers. 

- It could be a very long night ahead, he thought. 

When asking for a drink, he realised there were two girls talking to each other at the end of the “U” shaped bar, right at the corner. Once he had gotten the world famous Mexican beer (iced cold!) on his hand, he catapulted himself there to establish a conversation with them. He made his move asking why such a nice bar was it so empty. One of the girls explained that it was too early for more. 

- Can I invite you for a drink? He interrupted.

- Indeed, she continued. 

She was a 28 years old beauty, with lovely eyes and a smile that could not help you to fall in love with her instantaneously. Her sparkling personality and her voice took his breath away. He continued talking to her when another bouncer of about his age and high built but, with prominent muscles stand nearby for no reason.  The foreigner commented about his presence in case she knew the subject but she did not seem to be interested. After a small pause in his conversation the outsider reasonably asked to the staff man for some distance and privacy. Since having none positive feedback from him he asked the boy to fuck off with a more aggressive tone showing his discontent. His response with a strong English accent let him knew right away that he was moving nowhere. 

- My job, my spot, he said. 

Intimidated and extremely upset for this attitude the chatty couple decided to sit on the gothic leather sofa situated at bar´s far end. They laugh and talked while enjoying a drink before moving to the dance floor. We danceda couple of R&B songs. The chemistry between both of them was so strong that their skins could allow some pass of electricity. Each of her hair moved and danced for the tourist in slow motion meanwhile his eye contact towards her never stopped. It was so sublime that he thought the time stopped for a second or two while he could not resist touching her smooth skin every time he could. Following dancing a couple of songs they said goodbye to each other hoping to meet again in the near future. The week after, the alien (legal!) went back to the same bar but she was not there.  He was brought back in time for a second almost as a déjà vu reminding her moves, her smell, and her shape. He gradually came back into his senses as if he was breaking a trance, putting end to this wonderful dream, the sweetest dream.

Mi perfil en español, dating online./ My profile for Spanish girls, dating online.

Bueno, primero que nada y antes que todo me gustaría decir que tengo mi novia y estoy a punto de casarme (relación super!!!! formal de 6 años y quiero mantenerla así de seria por siempre). Además tengo cinco carajitos de mis otros tres matrimonios, y pesar de que estoy separado, no me he podido divorciar todavía porque ese papeleo cuesta mucha plata (esto que quede aquí entre nos). Ahora, en cuanto a la mujer me gustaría una jevita tamaño average (o mucho mejor, que mida alrededor de 1,45m), supongo, donde la herramienta funcione como es debido, con los años la cosa como que se encoge un poco... Pelo largo, orejas chiquitas y que le guste que le peguen su coñasito de vez en cuando para mantener la relación con emociones fuertes. Si tiene mucha plata mejor, pero no es limitativo, aunque por aquello de los divorcios supongo que la voy a necesitar. Cuqu*ta limpia por favor, preferiblemente, porque eso de tener que penetrar con condón me gusta cada día menos. Además que le guste dar cul*to para esos días difíciles… aunque en rojo también se cruza la calle claro, pero sin saborear el producto, bueno, dice uno…  Además poco pelo porque eso de estar en una selva no me gusta. Que le guste su chupeta porque mi pipe a veces le cuesta pararse, al menos que tenga las pastillitas azules conmigo…. Tiene que tener fuerza para poder levantar dos tobos llenos de agua porque en mi casa hay peos de suministro. Si no tiene novio ni esposo mejor porque no quiero tener problemas con gente celosa, ya me siento viejo para esa mierda. Cero carajitos, ni familia loca, ni papas, ni hermanos celosos, etc, etc, etc. Mujeres con inclinaciones lesbianas mucho mejor porque tengo un par de amiguitas que quieren intentar con cosas nuevas, y si lo podemos dejar en pareja mucho mejor, para eso de tener una relación madura. Le tiene que gustar cocinar, lavar y planchar para que me haga la segunda de vez en cuando ya que a veces me toca trabajar domingos, feriados y de noche… Casa propia indispensable porque eso de estar yendo a hoteles ya paso de moda (¡muy costoso!)… y carro para poder “taxear” de vez en cuando y echarme así una escapadita. Interesadas llamar a los teléfonos señalados anteriormente. Jevitas que le guste medir aceite con sus dulces deditos y mayores de 24 años por favor abstenerse. Gracias. 

Well, first of all and before everything else I would like to say that I have a serious relation of six years with my girlfriend. I am engaged and about to be married, hence I have to be discrete about any further commitments. Besides I have five little f*ckers at home from me other three marriages. Although my current marital status it´s as separated, (this between us), I am not divorced yet since that cost a hell a lot of money. Now then, I would like a chick average size or much better, a petite one since my pipe has shrunk with the years... long hear, small ears, and that she likes to get beaten every now and again to keep the relation on fired. Not mandatory but, if she is a wealthy person preferable for me to get divorced ASAP. A tight and a clean c*nt it´s required. Do not feel like penetrating with condom these days. In addition, she likes been f*cked from behind, I mean with this, an*l, specially for those days… also she likes doggy style … not to mention she has a tidy p*ssy and she likes her lollipop as I have sometimes a little problem to weak up, unless I have the blue pill of course…. She has to be fit to lift two big buckets (one on each hand) full of water as I have problems with the supply at home. If she is single much better, do not want to have to deal with jealous people, too f*cking old for that shite. She has to have no kids, no crazy family around etc, etc, etc. Woman with lesbian behavior preferred for trying new good things, and if we can keep it like this for good it´s a bonus as it means we are a mature couple. Also she cooks (a must), ironing, washing up, and making laundering since I have to work on sunday, night shifts and on a holiday sometimes… home owners only please because too expensive and old fashion going to hotels… finally, she has her own car for me to work as a taxi driver and going out with me mates. Interested?. Please call to (0666) 666-666-666. All those girls who like sticking her sweet little finger up the *rse please refrain. Likewise, older than 24 years old. Thanks.