The sweetest dream. Venezuelan style. Published in spanish on 16,17/10/12

I was in London on vacation (very expensive that shit!) the other day and I went to a bar. The porter was a dickhead and almost did not let me in. But after I spoke to him and paid a bribe the problem has over. When I just arrived I saw this very very nice girl. I talked to her, asked for her telephone number and I will call her next week and to try to shag her. If I grab her I won’t hair her. Peace mother fucker!