Relato de un Caraqueño llamando a la policìa./ 911 phone call from Caracas.
Un minuto después llamé nuevamente y dije con voz calmada:
Hola, hace un rato llamé porque había alguien en mi jardín. No hay necesidad de que se apuren.
Hola, hace un rato llamé porque había alguien en mi jardín. No hay necesidad de que se apuren.
Yo ya maté al choro con un tiro de escopeta calibre 12, que tengo guardada para estas situaciones. Y el tiro hizo un desastre sobre el tipo...! Le volé la cabeza con la bala y ahora están sus sesos regados por el jardín!!!
Pasados menos de tres minutos, había en mi calle 5 patrullas de policía Metropolitana, Disip, una patrulla de la guardia, un helicóptero de la PTJ o como se llame ahora, 1 unidad de rescate, 3 defensores del pueblo, los círculos bolivarianos del barrio vecino, un equipo de reporteros del canal 8, 1 fiscal del Ministerio Publico, 1 diputado, 2 concejales y un grupo de los derechos humanos, que no se perderían esto por nada del mundo.
Ellos agarraron al ladrón in fraganti, quien estaba mirando todo con cara más que de asombro de CAG... Tal vez él estuviese pensando que era la casa del Jefe de Policía. En medio del tumulto, un comisario se aproximó y me dijo: -Creí que había dicho que había matado al ladrón. Yo contesto: -Creí que me habían dicho que no había nadie disponible, CDTM!!! Fuente: Anónimo.
It´s
not easy for me to sleep at night these days. The other night I realised there
was somebody walking in the middle of the garden. I quietly stand up from my
bed and followed the noises coming from outside until finding the shadow
passing through the toilet window. Since my home cannot be easily accessed,
very safe with railing at all windows, good locks in all doors, I did not worry
that much. It´s not that I left the intruder to feel like home, but I decided
to call the police instead of watching him. I informed about my address, and
they asked if the intruder was armed and also asked for its caliber details, if
he was alone, if he was inside the house, etc. In my response I explained that
I did not know whether he was armed and that he was still outside. They
mentioned that they did not have a police unit available at the moment but that
they should send one asap. They also mentioned to be in touch with them in case
that something else happened.
A
minute later I phoned again, and in a low tone I said: hello, few minutes agos
I informed about an intruder walking outside my garden. There is no need for
you to hurry any longer. I already shot him dead with a caliber 12, 3 feet long canon
gun, that I have at home for this situations. I blow his head off with one shot,
and it´s kind of a mess as his brain pieces are all over the garden.
In
less than three minutes, there was outside my door five police cars (London
Metropolitan Police, MI5, Scotland yard, MI6, and Grampian Police equivalent), one
military unit (National Guard) (CIA,
FBI, National security agency, Secret service, NYPD, and Army US equivalent), one chopper, one ambulance, three solicitors,
next town neighbor night watch, a tv presenter, one public defender, one mp,
two mayors, and a nongovernmental organization team. None of which would miss a
second of the show… all of them catch the intruder in action who was in shock
with such a massive turn up. He would had thought that he was probably breaking
in the house of the chief of the police.
In
the middle of the confusion an agent mentioned, I thought you said that you had
already killed the intruder, and he responded. I thought you said, you did not
have anybody available. MTF.
Source:
Anonymous.
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